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Q:
A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Basra when they came upon an
Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the
road was an American Marine in similar but less serious state.
The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men,
the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.
The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent.
We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road.
"I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein is a miserable, lowlife, scumbag, and
he yelled back that Senator Ted Kennedy is a good-for-nothing, fat, left wing
liberal drunk.
So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a
frigid, mean spirited woman!"
He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well so does Hillary Clinton!"
"And, there we were, standing in the middle of the road shaking hands, when
a truck hit us."
YORGO knows is really truck talk, not car talk...but funny anyways,yes?
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Me YORGO...You Not
Post Edited (Dec 31, 4:31pm)
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HAHAHAHAHAHA! Thats funny
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1985 300ZX n/a
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omg that was hilarious!
Mario
1976 280Z - Dad's Z (turbo swap?)
1978 280Z - Stock Rebuild | 5 Speed | Twice Pipes | Gutted
1982 280ZX - Turbo | MSnS-E | 5 Speed | Large NPR IC
BROKE: Will build computers, webpages, networks, MS units, troubleshoot computers for money
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haha, that was awesome!
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Canadian, US Engineer, and Osama bin Laden are walking along a beach (it's vacation time for them all).
Come across a lamp. Osama picks it up exclaiming "In my country, this is good luck, if we rub it, we may get a genie to appear, and grant us three wishes!"
The US Engineer rolls his eyes, and the Canadian says "Rub it, eh!"
So Osama rubs it, and out pops a genie. Genie says "you have freed me from the lamp, and in gratitude I will grant each of you one wish.
Canadian says "Oh gosh! Eh? Well, I'm a Farmer back home, my pa was a Farmer, my granpa was a Farmer, and my sons both will be Farmers---I guess I wish the land of Canada will be fertile and prosperous for all time so my sons and grandsons can carry on my tradition of Farming for all time!"
POOF, and the wish was granted.
The US Engineer rolls his eyes.
Osama says "I want a wall around Iraq, Afganistan, Iran, and all our Arab Neighbors so that the infidels may be kept out for all time, and never contaminate us with their western ways!"
POOF, and the wish was granted.
The US Engineer rolls his eyes once again. The Genie Asks him "What is your wish?"
The Engineer says "The land was fertile in Canada long before that guy started farming, and it will be long after he's dead!. Tell me about this 'wall' that you supposedly just constructed, this intrigues me. How is it constructed, what are it's particulars?"
The genie says "It is an impenetrable wall, 500 feet thick, 5000 feet high, there is no way to tunnel beneath it, it will keep everything outside it's walls out, and everything in that is inside it's walls, in. it is impervious brick and mortar, and will last for at least 10,000 years."
The Mechanical Engineer, from Lockheed Aerospace then says:
"O.K., Fill it with Water"
POOF!
(Sorry this is an inside joke referring to Mechanical Engineers building Weapons and the mindset they instinctively have when it comes to using anything a Civil Engineer (like Osama) constructs as a target...forgive my geek humour)
People Are Idiots, Just look around here and you will see!
Tony D: "Knowledgeable but Caustic"... rationull
My brother from another mother calls himself "Willie D"
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uh..
1978 280z 5 speed, Clean.
Rebello 3.1L Brand New
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To YORGO - thanks - I din't see it coming either.
To Tony D - The Optimist = the glass is half full
The Pesimist = the glass is half empty
The Engineer = the container is too large for the quantity of liquid required.
Ed and Jeanne's
ZXelda 1981 280 ZXT: ZXena 1990 300 ZX
1941 Buick Special Sedanette (Betty)
1956 Dodge Royal (Dorothy)
1971 Buick Riviera (Rita)
1975 Ford F-150 Stepside (Fiona)
1992 Firebird (Frieda)
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That was Fizzunny
My dream Z, '91 300zx 2+2 Baby Blue with Black leather interior, wont bea dream for long
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both are very funny--thanks --i needed a good laugh--ive been working all day -- happy new year!!!!
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1980 280ZX coupe
2001 maxima
1994 F150 4x4 van works custom truck
170000 and never needed mech repairs
1996 ford explorer -they cant all be good
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I've heard a variant about the Mech and the Civil. Very funny. Guess I'll be making weapons later in life. Hehe.
Morgan
1973 240Z 4 screw SU's, Tokico HP's, Toyota Calipers
1946 Willys-Overland CJ-2A (restoration in progress)
2006 Ural Gear-Up
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funny stuff
Z's are like woman maintenance,maintenance,maintenance!
1971 240Z gunmetal metalic 5sp 4:11 gears in the rear
illuminas and purchased from the original owner w/136k original miles
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Funny YES, YORGO
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1982 280zx
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The last four ex-U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado, and off they whirled to OZ.
They finally make it to the Emerald City and came before the Great Wizard.
"What brings you before the great wizard of Oz?"
Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly:" I've come for some courage." ! ;
"No problem!" says the Wizard. "Who is next?"
George Bush 1 steps forward, "Well........, I.......I......
think I need a brain."
"Done," says the Wizard. "Who comes next before the great and powerful Oz?"
Up stepped George W.Bush sadly and said, "I'm told by the American people that I need a heart."
"I've heard it's true!" says the Wizard. "Consider it done."
There is a great silence in the hall. Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but doesn't say a word.
Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, "What do you want?"
Is Dorothy Here?
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lol thats great......
'74 260z TURBO
'86 300zx N/A (SLOW!)
"All your base are belong to us" - God
Suck. Squeez. Bang. Blow.
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Q: What part of becoming a mechanical engineer the most painfull?
A: when they stick the syringe in your ear and suck your brain out!
1975 280Z [STOCK]
the answer lies not within the question but rather within the answer itself!
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all of them are funny
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'74 2+2 -- MSA sway bars, Illuminas, Eibach Progressive, Energy Suspension
L28 with MN47, 240Z rods, milled down dished pistons (11.6:1 CR) and 240sx tranny
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committing suicide in small managable payments
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Q: What part of declaring yourself as a Arts major is the most painful?
A: Having an engineer remove the syringe from his head, take out the Art students, and splatter it all over a canvas for him.
"Theres art for ya, you god-d**n liberal hippie"
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Arts Major.
He he he he...
People Are Idiots, Just look around here and you will see!
Tony D: "Knowledgeable but Caustic"... rationull
My brother from another mother calls himself "Willie D"
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That joke is at least as old as the Vietnam War. It was told just like that about LBJ and Ho Che Min.
1979 280zx 5-speed w/53,000 original miles
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