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Might be old news to some but here we go...
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition , Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Z CAR 10.1.03
I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!
Thanks,
A Troubled User. (KEEP READING) ______________________________________
REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that men complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance . Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0 , Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2 .
However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !
WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
Best of luck,
Tech Support
-Pete
1978 Z ATK F54-P79
Drink Sobe No Fear Gold
Tokico Illuminas, Poly bushings,Techno Tuning TC rods. Bad Dog frame rails. Toyota 4 piston calipers & power slot rotors. MSA 2.5” turbo exhaust & K&N cold air intake. H4’s
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LMAO!! thats awesome!
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That was good!
I didn't have a Clue??!!! Until I found Blue...
Blue's Z car tips -
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glad i'm only 19 and am a long way away from that. and with that i'm off to study for finals, and go to a bar to celebrate ending studying for finals
1990na 2+2 5spd.(sold,10/09/05)
If you can't trust a Spanish used car dealer with an English sir name using a Cameroon e-mail account, who can you trust?
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...I like the ".....Z CAR 10.1.03". kinda like you're waiting for some more
number extensions...your next.04 and next .05 and next .06.....
Hey, that's being optimistic at least..! And at least the Z CAR made it to
10. already!
'73 240z, sitting 16 years in garaged storage...Spring 2005 endeavor...
Twin Cities, Mn
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Hey, what site will allow an audio file in .wma format for sharing. I wrote a funny song to the tune of Redneck Woman that would go well with this thread.
"Sell your truck while it's still runnin'...say a prayer when you feel like cussin'"
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I think it's super funny as well. But I also think there is a vast amount of truth in it. It's funny how guys go off and get married anyway.
But for security's sake, before you install Wife 1.0, you might want to install Pre-Nup 2.1 to avoid any hard crashes down the road to avoid losing any valuable data.
God must love stupid people, he made SOOOOO many of them!
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i'm about to upgrade to wife 1.0 in about 5 months...just recently I stepped up to a beginning software program called "planning 2.8" so far so good..everything has gone smoothly. hopefully in 5 months I'll be ready for the full wife 1.0 program.