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'Twas the night before Christmas and out in the garage,
There wasn't a trace of a Ford, or Dodge.
The presents were wrapped and under the tree,
except that is, for the ones marked "for me".
Deciding to put a few onto my ride,
I grabbed my new mods and I slipped right outside.
In the shop I'd just gone and lifted the hood,
When a voice back behind me said "Hey ... that looks pretty good!"
As you can imagine, I turned around quick,
And there by my workbench, stood good 'ol Saint Nick!
We stood talking a while before I heard him say,
"I don't 'spose you'd trade me your Z for my sleigh?"
I said "NO WAY Santa" then I smiled and grinned,
"But if you've got a few minutes we could go out for a spin!"
As the reindeer stood watching, I fired it up,
I drove a few blocks and then I lit 'em up!
The torque and performance took Nick by surprise,
You could tell that he liked it, by that gleam in his eyes.
With tires a-spinnin' and tail-pipes aglow,
We headed on out where all drag racers go.
Santa's grin widened when we rolled thru the gates,
he said, "what's it run? ... I'll bet it's low 13.28's!"
"Make a pass with it Santa," ... "run it up through the gears",
"It the most fun you'll have in the next 20 years."
As his ran through the traps and shifted to drive,
I heard, "This is totally cool", and "I've never felt so alive!"
He came back to the pits, and gave me the keys,
as he walked past the headlights he shook at the knees!
Gettin' back home Santa knew he was late,
so he just said, "Merry Christmas ... The ride, was just great!"
"Take good care of that Z from it's head to it's tail,
and give me a call ...... if it's ever for sale!!!"
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Me YORGO...You Not
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Very nice. Very funny.
original owner 1978 280Z
1977 project car
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1972 240Z, L28, R200, MSD (fuel system rework)
1991 CRX SI, many many mods
1982 280ZXT (engine and wheels are staying, everything else is going to the junkyard)
Post Edited (Dec 20, 4:54pm)
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YORGO FUNNY----YORGO NOT????
YES YORGO FUNNY!!!!!!
Merry Christmas!!!!!
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1980 280ZX coupe
2001 maxima
1994 F150 4x4 van works custom truck
170000 and never needed mech repairs
1996 ford explorer -they cant all be good
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yup, Merry Christ-Mass..I always thought he had everythin..hard to grow old
Have you shared the left lane today?
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That was funny .....~**!!Merry Christmas to everyone!!**~
My dream Z, '91 300zx 2+2 Baby Blue with Black leather interior, wont bea dream for long
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awesome YORGO !!!
Black, bumperless, 78 Z with MSA superturbo system, K/N cone filter, ported intake, and exhaust manifolds.....15.9 @87 mph.
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everyone have a merry merry and a happy happy Z year.
high on life
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Enjoyed it Yorgo.
Happy Holidays!
-Zanioed '03 Le Mans Sunset Touring Coupe w/ Nav.
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Yorgo we know you plagerized that from TD cuz your english is not so good eh??....hehe
Later,Norm
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12.804 @ 107.26 mph on crappy street tires with Dual SU Powered 2.9L Stroker!
ZCAR.COM member since Aug 1998
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that was funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! merry christmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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good stuff
1978 280z 5 speed, Clean.
Rebello 3.1L Brand New