General Chat
Q:
The inventor of the intermittent windshield wiper, Robert Kerns, died recently.
At his funeral, there wasn't a dry eye in the house.
Then there was.
Then there wasn't.
Oh - if you think that's bad - read my answer to the otherdays thread on Z Belt Buckles.
Ed and Jeanne's
ZXelda 1981 280 ZXT: ZXena 1990 300 ZX
1941 Buick Special Sedanette (Betty)
1956 Dodge Royal (Dorothy)
1971 Buick Riviera (Rita)
1975 Ford F-150 Stepside (Fiona)
1992 Firebird (Frieda)
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erzelda,
That was terrible. I thought I had some bad puns. Haha. But that one, OMG. HAHAHA
Did you hear about that famous optometrist who fell into the lens grinder, and made a spectacle out of himself?
God must love stupid people, he made SOOOOO many of them!
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I went fishing with a friend who was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.
"YES I will finish what I sta"
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1977 280Z blue 2+2,
1973 240z
1977 280Z coupe in restoration progress
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You guys are sick, and I hope you never get well.
78 ZT, 83 zx engine, T-5, custom 2.5 DP, glass pack exhaust, EVO IC, 2.5 IC piping, Cobra MAF, JWT 450 HP ECU, 440cc inj, 255lph fuel pump, RRFPR, man. boost cont., T-3 w/ clipped exh. .46 trim comp.
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Nope - I missed those.
I did hear about the farmer who was Outstanding in his field.
Ed and Jeanne's
ZXelda 1981 280 ZXT: ZXena 1990 300 ZX
1941 Buick Special Sedanette (Betty)
1956 Dodge Royal (Dorothy)
1971 Buick Riviera (Rita)
1975 Ford F-150 Stepside (Fiona)
1992 Firebird (Frieda)
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Ed,
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I never heard that one, but I did here about the Redneck farmer that used a duck as an alarm clock, it woke him up at the quack of dawn.
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That a special pail was invented for electric milking machines because one good urn deserves an udder.
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The farmer had to scold the chickens because they were using fowl language.
"YES I will finish what I sta"
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1977 280Z blue 2+2,
1973 240z
1977 280Z coupe in restoration progress
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Did you hear about the girl that went fishing with five of her guy friends? She came home with a Big Red Snapper.
78 ZT, 83 zx engine, T-5, custom 2.5 DP, glass pack exhaust, EVO IC, 2.5 IC piping, Cobra MAF, JWT 450 HP ECU, 440cc inj, 255lph fuel pump, RRFPR, man. boost cont., T-3 w/ clipped exh. .46 trim comp.
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Texans understand this - we do not have ethnic jokes - only Texas A&M jokes - known as Aggies - -
Did you hear about the Aggie who couldn't spell?
He wasted $100 to spend the night in warehouse.
Ed and Jeanne's
ZXelda 1981 280 ZXT: ZXena 1990 300 ZX
1941 Buick Special Sedanette (Betty)
1956 Dodge Royal (Dorothy)
1971 Buick Riviera (Rita)
1975 Ford F-150 Stepside (Fiona)
1992 Firebird (Frieda)
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....but when there's SERIOUS news, you won't get it ! !
Today, as a matter of fact, SANTA was arrested ! ! ! !
The women complained he was calling them hoes..............
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If my reply sounds offensive, TAKE IT AS HUMOR !! MUUUUHAHAHAHAHA !!
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...'77 280 ZEE-EEK.....If it's got Wheels.....It's gonna Cost Ya ! !
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Q: How come new yorkers are so dismal?
A: They've seen the light at the end of the tunnel, and it's new jersey.
1976 280Z
Draw-Through Turbo, 10 PSI, 4 Bbl Holley, E88, L28 (Flat), 10:1 CR, 5 Spd
1974 Corvette Stingray:
350, 400 Automatic, T-Tops, 8.5:1 CR, 78,000 Miles
1994 Acura Integra:
1.8L, 5 Spd, 189,000 and Counting!
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New Jersey has more toxic waste sites per capita than any other state in the U.S..
California has more lawyers per capita than any other state in the U.S..
New Jersey had first pick!
Ed and Jeanne's
ZXelda 1981 280 ZXT: ZXena 1990 300 ZX
1941 Buick Special Sedanette (Betty)
1956 Dodge Royal (Dorothy)
1971 Buick Riviera (Rita)
1975 Ford F-150 Stepside (Fiona)
1992 Firebird (Frieda)
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Three guys walk into a bar....
You'd think one of them would have seen it.
ZCAR forum motto:
Plans fail for lack of counsel, but with many advisers they succeed.
Proverbs 15:22
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Did you hear about the Irish sniper?
Rick O'shea.
or about the two queer Irishmen?
John Fitzpatrick & patrick Fitzjohn
Faster than a Motorola
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How do you keep a jackass in suspense?
...I'll tell you tomorrow.
'72 240Z
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How do you keep a blonde from running away from home?
Build a circular driveway!
John
77280Z (Spooky), 83ZXT (Garage Queen), 86ZXT (Bulldog).
Proud owner of 10/03 Z car of the month.
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whats the last thing that goes thru a bugs mind when it hits your wi
ndsheild at 100 mph??
Think about it
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1980 280ZX coupe
2001 maxima
1994 F150 4x4 van works custom truck
170000 and never needed mech repairs
1996 ford explorer -they cant all be good
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Read this as FAST as you can without skipping any words
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4. This is to cat
5. This is keep cat
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7. This is old cat
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If my reply sounds offensive, TAKE IT AS HUMOR !! MUUUUHAHAHAHAHA !!
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...'77 280 ZEE-EEK.....If it's got Wheels.....It's gonna Cost Ya ! !
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Old Z'ers never die - they just keep replacing parts.
Ed and Jeanne's
ZXelda 1981 280 ZXT: ZXena 1990 300 ZX
1941 Buick Special Sedanette (Betty)
1956 Dodge Royal (Dorothy)
1971 Buick Riviera (Rita)
1975 Ford F-150 Stepside (Fiona)
1992 Firebird (Frieda)
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im sorry to say that i fell for that one chevy, but the good news is it only took 4 trys to get thru it very fast before i scrolled down. im getting old i guess. haha
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1980 280ZX coupe
2001 maxima
1994 F150 4x4 van works custom truck
170000 and never needed mech repairs
1996 ford explorer -they cant all be good