General Chat
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(see datsun 280z and nissan 300zx)
Acura Integra-I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars.
Acura Legend-I'm too bland for German cars.
Acura NSX-I am impotent.
Audi 90-I enjoy putting out engine fires.
Buick Park Avenue-I am older than 34 of the 50 states.
Cadillac Eldorado-I am a very good Mary Kay salesman.
Cadillac Seville-I am a pimp.
Chevrolet Camaro-I enjoy beating the hell out of people.
Chevrolet Chevette-I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them I have a 'Vette.
Chevrolet Corvette-I'm in a mid-life crisis.
Chevrolet El Camino-I am leading a militia to overthrow the government.
Chrysler Cordoba-I dig the rich Corinthian leather.
***Datsun 280Z-I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well.
Dodge Dart-I teach third grade special education and I voted for Eisenhower.
Dodge Dayton-I delivered pizza for four years to get this car.
Ferrari Testarossa-I have problems performing in bed.
Ford Fairmont-(see Dodge Dart).
Ford Mustang-I slow down to 85 mph in school zones.
Ford Crown Victoria-I enjoy having people slow to 55 mph and change lanes when I pull up behind them.
Geo Storm-I will start the 11th grade in the fall.
Geo Tracker-I will start the 12th grade in the fall.
Honda Del Sol-I have always said, half a convertible is better than no convertible at all.
Honda Civic-I have just graduated and have no credit.
Honda Accord-I lack any originality and am basically a lemming.
Infiniti Q45-I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending.
Isuzu Impulse-I do not give a damn about J.D.Power or his reports.
Jaguar XJ6-I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days per year.
Kia Sephia-I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu.
Lamborghini Countach-I only have one testicle.
Lincoln Town Car-I live for bingo and covered dish suppers.
Mercury Grand Marquis-(See Lincoln Town Car above).
Mercedes 500SL-I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph.
Mercedes 560SEL-I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole.(If anyone gets this one please let me know).
Mazda Miata-I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler.
MGB-I am dating a mechanic.
Mitsubishi Diamante-I don't know what it means either.
***Nissan 300ZX-I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings.
Oldsmobile Cutlass-I just stole this car and I'm going to make a fortune off the parts.
Peugeot 505 Diesel-I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List.
Plymouth Neon-I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena.
Pontiac Trans AM-I have a switchblade in my sock.
Porsche 911 Turbo-I have a three inch thingie.
Porsche 944-I am dating big haired women that otherwise would be inaccessible to me.
Rolls Royce Silver Shadow-I think Pat Buchannon is a tad bit too liberal.
Saturn SC2-(See Honda Civic).
Saab 9000-"Dave, you have been spared today".?????
Subaru Legacy-I have always wanted a Japanese car even more inferior than the Isuzu.
Toyota Camry-I am still in the closet.
Volkswagon Beetle-I still watch Partridge Family reruns.
Volkswagon Cabriolet-I am out of the closet.
Volkswagon Microbus-I am tripping right now.
Volkswagon Corrado-I was tired of repair bills on my Porsche 944.
Volvo 740 Wagon-I am frightened of my wife.
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1986 300zx na slicktop
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not funny
'82 280zx coupe
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I have owned 5 cars on that list. I won't say which. Paul
'77 280Z
'72 510 Wagon with Ka24de conversion
'68 1600 Roadster
'74 MGBGT
'96 Nissan Maxima GLE
www.paulbrewyet.com
www.groups.yahoo.com/lazclub
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so wheres the joke ??
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1980 280ZX coupe
2001 maxima
1994 F150 4x4 van works custom truck
170000 and never needed mech repairs
1996 ford explorer -they cant all be good
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i though a few were funny so i figured id post it
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1986 300zx na slicktop
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Every exotic on the list says something about small genitals. The list must have been written by someone who dislikes sports cars.
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yeah and Subaru is Australian isn't it? not Japanese
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1985 300ZX n/a
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Nope its a Jap car, But i dont know about being inferior to a Isuzu!
1990 RS Camao (Ya i know im getting a Z but i still love my Camaro!)
2002 Z28 LS1 T56 yes its fast no you cant drive it!