General Chat
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"Do you know what's going on under her bonnet?
Haynes Publishing has, for more than forty years, helped people keep their cars on the road in countries all over the world by publishing maintenance manuals, but the latest title Women: all models, shapes, sizes and colours is intended to help men understand what's going on under a woman's bonnet, unravelling the mysteries of 'women's problems'. Despite the woman being the superior species (well it is a woman writing this Press Release!) all of this information is packed concisely in to one volume. Although women's health may seem far removed from the mechanics of a car, The Woman manual makes important comparisons between women's bodies and the beloved car. This book will demonstrate how she can maintain her bodywork in optimum condition, prevent corrosion of vital parts, pass her MOT and keep her engine perfectly tuned."
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Me YORGO...You Not
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"Do you know what's going on under her bonnet?"
Damn skippy.
Dragonball Z
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Not even God knows what is going on in a woman's mind.
Does that manual tell how to troubleshoot and fix flakiness? That seems to be a factory defect in women.
God must love stupid people, he made SOOOOO many of them!
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Too bad we can't lemon law women...oh wait, yes we can.
Dragonball Z
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Yes you can lemon-law them...sort of...the ones that have been married 5-6 times and are 40 years old(obvious lemon)...kinda like my ex-wife...lol. But I was the original owner.
76', 4 Speed, CAI, 6 into 2 Headers
Of all the things I've lost in life I miss my mind the most.
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That is very funny
1990 RS Camao (Ya i know im getting a Z but i still love my Camaro!)
2002 Z28 LS1 T56 yes its fast no you cant drive it!
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Anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die just might be a superior species!! LOL
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12.804 @ 107.26 mph on crappy street tires with Dual SU Powered 2.9L Stroker!
ZCAR.COM member since Aug 1998
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Haha now thats funny!
1990 RS Camao (Ya i know im getting a Z but i still love my Camaro!)
2002 Z28 LS1 T56 yes its fast no you cant drive it!
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"Not even God knows what is going on in a woman's mind."
amen to that! lol
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I am a student of Leykis 101.
1971 240Z
"Fear is exciting for me." -Ayrton Senna
Post Edited (Dec 4, 10:03pm)
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God created the world
Then he rested
God created man
Then he rested
God created woman
Since then neither god nor man has rested
'60 Chevrolet Apache 10 235cid Stovebolt 6
'79 N/A MT (My Dad's but I drive it)
'81 Turbo (Mine)
FSM: $60
Shop Manual: $20
Reading the manual: Priceless
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If you need a manual for your woman she's obviously broken and somethings not working right ;) Time for an upgrade, sell that old thing and get yourself something nice and new hehe.
85' 300ZX NA
86' 300ZX Turbo
88' 300ZX Turbo
89' 300ZX Turbo
300ZX Turbo Project
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Old wisdom passed on to me:
"There are only two ways in this world to handle a woman:
and there isn't a man alive that knows either one of them".
Ed and Jeanne's
ZXelda 1981 280 ZXT: ZXena 1990 300 ZX
1941 Buick Special Sedanette (Betty)
1956 Dodge Royal (Dorothy)
1971 Buick Riviera (Rita)
1975 Ford F-150 Stepside (Fiona)
1992 Firebird (Frieda)