A&Q about Lotus
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Originally Posted by tsmith
You sound like our marriage counsler.
They must be a good one.
Actually, I learned this from experience, having been with a few jealous guys. Not for very long, I might add...
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My wife struggled with it at first. A simple "I'm not getting rid of the car, get over it." sufficed. If it didn't, I would have been headed for divorce court...
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Get a Mercedes G500 (not the GL) and then mention that there's enough headroom in the back seats for her to sit on your lap without bumping her head... then see which car she wants you to drive to work.
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Get a GT40
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Hahahahahahaha!!! You guys (and girl) are hilarious.
Truly if she's jealous of the car, she's got issues.
I just remind myself that my Lotus always asks for more (especially in turns) and doesn't gripe or complain, in fact it pretty much tends to read my mind when I'm driving. I have never stepped out of my Lotus without a huge silly grin.
Going for a drive in this car is like instant psychotherapy, only it does nothing to teach you how to delay gratification bahahaha!
Definitely a tough act to follow.
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All I have to say is, the car is registered in my wife's name. She keeps saying we should buy another one so I quit messing with hers.
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if she is really good in bed, keep her around, and just laugh at her insanity. if she is average or below, give her the boot.
words to live by for any instance in female insanity.
also , an observation from being a man for 41 yrs.
the more insane they are, the better in bed they are.
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Originally Posted by fishguyAZ
...the more insane they are, the better in bed they are.
I swear, up until now in my experience, that is SO true. I think I've finally found a diamond in the rough.
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Originally Posted by Serebo1
I swear, up until now in my experience, that is SO true. I think I've finally found a diamond in the rough.
Maybe the reason this is true is because we put up with the insanity...quit putting up with it and maybe the insanity will start to go away.
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Originally Posted by fishguyAZ
the more insane they are, the better in bed they are.
Holy crap! YOU ARE SO RIGHT!
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Originally Posted by Nochmal
Maybe the reason this is true is because we put up with the insanity...quit putting up with it and maybe the insanity will start to go away.
Oh, believe me, I'm done with it. No time or energy anymore, and as I'm lucky enough to be learning now, it's just not necessary. And to be honest, I've had to take a good hard look at what it was about me that was attracting those women. One insane person in a relationship is enough.
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Originally Posted by fishguyAZ
the more insane they are, the better in bed they are.
AgentTripleX how is your mentally stability these days?? I'm just curious!
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I guess I'm lucky. My girlfriend wants to live in my Elise with me. In fact, we often joke about building a 6 car garage with a bathroom.....that's it....all we need.
If you have a girlfriend that is jealous of your car (I mean it really bothers her and she is not just busting you because you spend a lot of time with the Lotus), it will only get worse with time.
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They meet you knowing your a car nut and want to change you
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Originally Posted by fishguyAZ
if she is really good in bed, keep her around, and just laugh at her insanity. if she is average or below, give her the boot.
words to live by for any instance in female insanity.
also , an observation from being a man for 41 yrs.
the more insane they are, the better in bed they are.
Yeah, those manic depressives are the most freaky in bed, but you don't want em around.
Originally Posted by fishguyAZ
an observation from being a man for 41 yrs.
And how old are you now?
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Just ask your girlfriend who she's trying to impress with her high heels, makeup and ho-clothes. That'll shut her up.
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Originally Posted by PedalPounder
Yeah, those manic depressives are the most freaky in bed, but you don't want em around.
+1
Put me in a room full of attractive women and I'll be drawn to the craziest one like a moth to a flame.
It's all fun until there's a rabbit on the stove.
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Originally Posted by codymac
+1
Put me in a room full of attractive women and I'll be drawn to the craziest one like a moth to a flame.
It's all fun until there's a rabbit on the stove.
God those girls can be crazy!!! The only reason they managed to pass on their genes is because of their insane non-stop sex drives. If you spot a manic depressive, do the gene pool a favor and stay away!
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Originally Posted by Surferjer
My wife struggled with it at first. A simple "I'm not getting rid of the car, get over it." sufficed. If it didn't, I would have been headed for divorce court...
tough words, but we dont believe that for a second jer.
given what you have divulged before, me thinks you are talking to the guys at the bar,.......... the phone rings, you answer, and sheepishly have to leave your freinds to go home to the wife.
we laugh and call you whipped when you are not at the bar anymore(as depicted in the picture below).
its a scenario played over and over by the tough talking married guy.
"yes dear'
sorry jer, but i am not buying it
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Originally Posted by PedalPounder
Yeah, those manic depressives are the most freaky in bed, but you don't want em around.
And how old are you now?
Yeah, those manic depressives are the most freaky in bed, but you don't want em around after you have done the deed.