A&Q about Lotus
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I just had surgery on my "driving finger", the middle one on my left hand. they had to remove the nail to check some stuff out. it is the most disgusting thing i have ever seen. its gone, just peperoni left where my nail was. i am on some good meds right now, and i figured if someone gets out of line i could take a picture and post it, sort of like the rugbyduck nasty feet shots that we endured. so everyone play nicely or i will have to snap a high resolution picture and post it. i just changed the dressing, and just about went into shock from the sight(first time i saw it), and the pain. come on percodan, work baby work. i am typing with the one hand/finger peck and poke method.
where is my beer to sip on?
wounded fishguy
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Originally Posted by fishguyAZ
wounded fishguy
Does that mean you are swimming in circles? Is the toilet bowl and flushing sound in your near future?
(pssst. Was that playing nice?)
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Exposed nail matrix is juicey. Get well soon dude.
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Originally Posted by MethodX
Does that mean you are swimming in circles? Is the toilet bowl and flushing sound in your near future?
(pssst. Was that playing nice?)
that was was one the funniest things i have read in a while. thanks. thats one in the " no the picture will not be posted " column
LOL thanks again, that helps, until the next dressing change. i am squeemish, I dont know why they have the patient change the dressings on stuff like this.
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is it from having your hands in reef tanks all day? Lots of stingy things down there!
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Can I see it?
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Yea Fishboy, give us all the finger. What the hell went wrong, or would I rather not know ?
ho homona'nui
Morris Minor
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Must've closed one of those racing Miata doors on it - we all know the Lotus doors are too flimsy to inflict that kind of damage.
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morbid curiousity.
let's see it!
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If you show it dress up the picture to make it extra gross. Maybe add some ketchup or a bandsaw in the backround for effect.
I know, find a personal sexual toy, take it apart and pretend that you were fixing it when the accident happened. That will keep people from trying to over clock their vibrators.
Yeah, it will be like a public service announcement.
Whatya say?
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Originally Posted by fishguyAZ
I just had surgery on my "driving finger", the middle one on my left hand. they had to remove the nail to check some stuff out. it is the most disgusting thing i have ever seen. its gone, just peperoni left where my nail was. i am on some good meds right now, and i figured if someone gets out of line i could take a picture and post it, sort of like the rugbyduck nasty feet shots that we endured. so everyone play nicely or i will have to snap a high resolution picture and post it. i just changed the dressing, and just about went into shock from the sight(first time i saw it), and the pain. come on percodan, work baby work. i am typing with the one hand/finger peck and poke method.
where is my beer to sip on?
wounded fishguy
Dip that sucker in a Berliner protein skimmer, and watch it foam and of course,
never wash pain pills down with a beer. Get well, and all the Best Don.
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Originally Posted by APOGEE
Dip that sucker in a Berliner protein skimmer, and watch it foam and of course,
never wash pain pills down with a beer. Get well, and all the Best Don.
Fishguy with ich just took on a whole new meaning!
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Originally Posted by APOGEE
...and of course, never wash pain pills down with a beer.
Don is correct. Everyone knows you chops them up into a fine powder and snort them. Sheesh.
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Hope you feel better soon...
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get well soon..in the meantime, how are you going to brush the sand out of - never mind
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Pictures.
Definitely.
And pay attention to get the focus right.
We're waiting.
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Originally Posted by fishguyAZ
if someone gets out of line i could take a picture and post it, sort of like the rugbyduck nasty feet shots that we endured.
wounded fishguy
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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I cannot find my camera around for the life of me. It was just here on the table too. oh well, if i find it, i will take a picture.
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Originally Posted by fishguyAZ
I cannot find my camera around for the life of me. It was just here on the table too. oh well, if i find it, i will take a picture.
I see you found the right combo of pain pills and beer.