A&Q about Lotus
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Originally Posted by zvezdah1
2008: president bush invades (insert country here)
2008: president bush invades Canada!
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Last know surviving Enzo splits in 2 following crash
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Originally Posted by MickOpalak
2008: president bush invades Canada!
Democrats take back House and Senate, Presidential impeachment hearings begin. (A guy can dream right?)
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'Big Foot' spotted in KG Exige "S" on remote mountain road. Can anyone help in downloading the pics?
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My Dealer says the Esprit S is comming just put money down!!!
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1. Black/Black Esprit $150k
2. $25k gets my spot for an esprit
3. Esprit for Sale - $145k
4. Next in Line at LoA - Spot for Sale! $20k obo
5. Another Esprit on eBay
6. WTF is with these MFers Selling Spots in Line?!
7. Poll: Used Car Speculating: Right or Wrong?
8. Deep Discounts on New '05 Elises! 12 to choose from!
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Originally Posted by MickOpalak
2008: president bush invades Canada!
Not if I can help it!
"I hit the President with my car! WOOHOO!"
BLAME CANADA
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I'm waiting for:
Transio makes a cool billion in his latest business venture and runs off with wealthy ET socialite with a big boat.
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Originally Posted by Cartoonz
August 2008 Sector 111 starts shipping Darth Flagholder,
a flagpole that attached to the rear someplace,
with a little Lotus logo flag in CO at SUV mirror
height. In fine print, it reads "Don't tread on me."
Bwahaha!!
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Originally Posted by MyElise
Transio makes a cool billion in his latest business venture and runs off with wealthy ET socialite with a big boat.
Some people consider billionaires "poor".
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How about, "My Hass Turbo Blew Up!" or "FS Hass Turbo?"
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zOOmz gets her S1 Exige...
or she defects and buys 91 NSX
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Elise sofas.
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Will my hemorhoid cushion fit in the seat?
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eom
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2008 Fed compliant exige gets power upgrade option.
"S" owners all pissed.
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Originally Posted by Go4it
Not if I can help it!
"I hit the President with my car! WOOHOO!"
BLAME CANADA
Canadian Elises for sale, speedo's go to 260 so they're REALLY fast!
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On April 1, 2008:
"Lotus Malaysia Factory on Fire!"
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Originally Posted by Popolocho
On April 1, 2008:
"Lotus Malaysia Factory on Fire!"
Naw... it will be "Audi Györ Factory on Fire!"
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Originally Posted by Popolocho
On April 1, 2008:
"Lotus Malaysia Factory on Fire!"
While putting out fire, oil is discovered on site, untold wealth flows to owner, Proton!
Proton becomes world's largest car company. Diverts Lotus resources to building state-of-the art front wheel drive econo-boxes. Toyota, Nissan and Honda file for bankruptcy. GM, Ford and DMC liquidate.
Lotus Elise values sky-rocket as era comes to an end!!
Wayne