A&Q about 350Z
Q:
Not sure if this has been up before, but just got it in an e-mail at work...
>I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been
> dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was > only
> one little thing getting to me...It was my fiancé's beautiful younger
> sister.
>
> My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight
> miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
when
> she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view.
>
> It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone > else.
>
> One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to
> check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
> whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she
couldn't
> overcome.
>
> She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got
> married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total > shock,
> and couldn't say a word.
>
> She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last
wild
> fling, just come up and get me."
>
> I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I
> stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to > the
> front door.
>
> I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
>
> Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all
> clapping! With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me > and
> said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We
couldn't
> ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
>
> So the moral of this story is.....
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>....always keep your condoms in the car
A:
this ones a little better...
A:
hehehe!