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There is this guy who lives a few streets away, drives a neon with all sorts of rice additions. To beat all its the very very base model. Well he's the typical hat sideways, wife beater wearin, racially confused dude and has an attitude to go with it. Which is funny cause he's like 5'8" and weighs maybe 140 lbs. Me and a friend were talking to him and asked why he was using the steel wheels. He stated that they were lighter and more stealth.
OK so me and friend go buy some of those spinner hubcaps, and without his presence we carefully and correctly installed them on his wheels. Well it's been 2 weeks now and he is still running them! I pass him the other day and say hey I see you got some wheels. He say's yeah I finally had to dress it up a little!
I was laughing so hard I almost couldn't drive.
Matt
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no that's not wrong that's very right...and funny...lol
1976 280z 2+2 - Risen from the dead - garaged since 1988. Pallnet Fuel Rail and guage - ES rack and front bushings - 260Z 4Speed - Arizona Z Car Clutch - H4 Lights - Lots more to come...
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We should all do our part to help the rice be ricier. And have a laugh at their expense (or yours Matt 78z, since you bought the spinners) :P
'79 280zx (gone - head-on collision)
'73 240zt - currently in pieces
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It's all in giving back to the community!
Matt
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LOL Matt thats great. But you coulda made it better. Coulda gone to one of those hubcap junk yards, saved some money, and bought 4 different spinner hub caps. :)
Mans Prayer "I'm a man.... But I can change..... If I have too...... I guess"
No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her.
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Actually the guy at autozone gave me 10% off when I told him what I was doing! I told him you'll probably see the car, he'll be going straight to the "APC" section.
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LBAO, that is the funniest thing I have ever heard!!! Good job!
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Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.
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would be great if u had taken a picture just to get more of a laugh.
white knuckle driving
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Your mother has a medical condition that causes her to be a 5'8",140 lb white boy?
Faster than a Motorola
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No, I don't think it is funny. If it was a friend of yours and you did it as a prank then it would be funny. But since you did it to a stranger, who you think has very bad taste in cars, it just makes you sound pathetic - putting someone else down to make your self feel better.
I have the same opinion about Nitrox's post. Not only did he obviously place his reply in the wrong post but he has enough personal issues that getting on a plane to hurt someone because of something they said about someone else (who is not even hearing this) is a boost for his manliness.
I am tired of these "ricer" put down posts. It is making the forum sound elitest.
1993 300zx NA
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NitroX what the hell are you talking about?
Unless your mother was in The Fast and the Furious 3, then I completely do not understand your reply.
youth is wasted on the young
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wow, nice work.
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'05 350Z Chrome Silver Touring
'73 240Z
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okay...I must have missed something.
If all were equal, none would be strong.
Ballistic,Ruler of Interstates
Stage XX+ 1993 Z32 NA
"SoulTaker"
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nitrox and zinseatle whats your deal.it was an innocent prank the the person who got pranked got something for free.chill out and have some fun with it.who said anything about saying something about your mother.dude you need to chill out do you even own a Z or are you trolling around the site?lighten up buddy your you being 6 4' and 240 doesn't mean diddly.
Z's are like woman maintenance,maintenance,maintenance!
1971 240Z gunmetal metalic 5sp 4:11 gears in the rear
illuminas and purchased from the original owner w/136k original miles
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Nothing's so good as the subtle burn you put on that dolt. And having the Auto Zone guy participate was the icing on the cake.
You made my day at work, but I had to wait to get home to comment.
I wonder if he posted pics on whatever forum he postures around on.
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yeah i second that it was funny as hell.some people tend to get bent out of shape about having fun.i was laughing my azz off.
Z's are like woman maintenance,maintenance,maintenance!
1971 240Z gunmetal metalic 5sp 4:11 gears in the rear
illuminas and purchased from the original owner w/136k original miles
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What's funnier is the fact he didn't even notice, his ride was so ricey he couldnt keep track of what junk he had on there lol
85' 300ZX NA
86' 300ZX Turbo
88' 300ZX Turbo
89' 300ZX Turbo
300ZX Turbo Project
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LOL!! thats great!!
NitrOX-- get a life. it is easy to see that by your size that you are a really tuff guy! but i have a 5 ft. 4 inch-115 lb friend that i guarentee can kick your ass. and if she cant shes just mean enough to pop a cap in your ass and the ability to pull the trigger at the right time makes her the toughest one on the block!!!
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1980 280ZX coupe
2001 maxima
1994 F150 4x4 van works custom truck
170000 and never needed mech repairs
1996 ford explorer -they cant all be good
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i almost forgot-- your mom wears army boots!!!
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1980 280ZX coupe
2001 maxima
1994 F150 4x4 van works custom truck
170000 and never needed mech repairs
1996 ford explorer -they cant all be good
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now I can answer this post and say....
That is just wrong....
:-P
youth is wasted on the young
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha. That's the funniest thing I've read in a month.
'76 280Z driver, '75 parts car
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Funny story Matt, I Kneel before you.
Nitrox, you have to be kidding me, Please tell me you are. Even if your not say you are.
Nitrox you have the money to fly people into wherever the hell you live, to get your ass whipped?. How about using your money instead to get your momma into another line of work. Might be more productive for you and she won't have to drive her truck to come visit you in the Hospital.
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Dexter 260ZT Weee Weeeeeeeeeeee
Rebuilt 280zx engine, n/a efi, added t-3 turbo to n/a engine, n/a intake, turbo injectors, n/a afm, 83 5spd, 3.90 diff, new front end, new seat vinyl, carpet, console, 240z black diamond hatch vinyl.
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"Someone could be flying all those Americans BACK to America." (Slow boats are heatsinks for missles....) Norm K
Norman Krell
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I like jello...
That is hilarious. The guy likely appreciated the 'stylin' fo' his lo' riddah...
you gotta post some pictures
RHD 1990 TT 2+2 5spd Black...
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That is so FU%$ing funny!!!!
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Sounds like nitrox and zinseatle need to pray a little harder. Back off it, it was an AWSOME prank in the fact that the guy that got pranked is RETARDED. Which makes it funny. Very funny. If you don't like it tough, but don't spend your time trying to change the world with a moral rant. It's obvious we really don't care what you think since I'll bet everyone who's read your reply has had a laugh or two at YOUR expense. So to sum it up, nobody cares what you think.
1972 240z w/L28, tokico shocks and springs, and a 5 speed waiting. Also running high performance ultra mega blinker fluid, that's at least an extra 50hp to the wheels.
1987 Toyota Supra Turbo 5-speed. Belongs to me until my friend get's back from Iraq.
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I will spell it out since you will be oblivious for a long time.
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If you don't like it tough, but don't spend your time trying to change the world with a moral rant. It's obvious we really don't care what you think since I'll bet everyone who's read your reply has had a laugh or two at YOUR expense. So to sum it up, nobody cares what you think.
1. You don't care what others think.
2. You enjoy getting laughs at others expense.
3. You're immature and sophmoric.
As a group you think it is hilarious to make fun of someone's car. While most people would just agree that it is terrible taste. But for the highschool racers you can't get over how dumb they are that they don't have the fine sense to choose a z car as their ride.
And since I like to post here and contribute here and am part of this forum I am putting forth my opinion that it sounds immature and petty.
And I do not wish to see that every 7th post is either a "ricer" story or a "kill" story.
I don't expect you to understand what I am saying.
1993 300zx NA
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Matt that is hilarious!!
BEST STORY OF THE YEAR !!!
Zin and NitrOX, you are WAY out of line on this one. Your jumping on Matt makes you guys both look like psychopathic ricers.
Later,Norm
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ZCAR.COM member since Aug 1998
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zin quit being such a tight @#$ about it.it was funny as hell hands down.it wasn't that bad and no not everyone here feels that because they don't have the sense to buy a Z that they're dumb.this is a Z site dedicated to Z's hence the name.so what if what he did was a little juvinile or as you call it sophmoric (ooh big word!).he didn't crack eggs on the hood of his car or put bananas in his tailpipe.that would not have bee cool.he pulled an xibit and pimped his ride.the kid is styling with some free spinners.then there's the comment about every 7th post being about ricers and a kill well lets see.
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well went down the first 21 or so posts every 7th one.gee i didn't read anything on kills or ricers.although the one about the mustang guy was funny.you also don't expect us to understand,understand what.that your being a joy kill.i'm all for keeping things on the up and up but hell there's nothing wrong with having a little fun at some young punks expense.dude go on a honda site and put some vtec stickers on your car.your taking life way to seriously.later
Z's are like woman maintenance,maintenance,maintenance!
1971 240Z gunmetal metalic 5sp 4:11 gears in the rear
illuminas and purchased from the original owner w/136k original miles
Post Edited (Jul 22, 10:32pm)
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"No goo GI Joe!" NK
Norman Krell
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Let's see what we have here.
I think it is juvenile to have a ricer story every day on how you think they they are morons for doing what they did to their car and I am a tight ass and taking life too seriously?
That is called personal taste. I do not feel for the guy because you made fun of him. I feel less for you because you think this is the joke of the century.
Do not confuse my lack of enthisasm for your sophmoric (adults do not consider that a big word by the way) sense of humor as being a pompous non-humourous tight wad.
1993 300zx NA